[Verse 1]
Hey girls, you better listen to me
I'm getting starved for your company
All day Monday, and all day Tuesday
I played football, there's nothing on the telly
[Verse 2]
Ever since I was just 13 years old
Well, I always felt shy but I acted so bold
I never had the money and I never had the class
But I always seemed to get myself a Saturday night piece of ass!
[Chorus]
Where the boys go, Saturday night
Where the boys all go, hold me tight
Where the boys go, Saturday night
Where the boys all go
[Verse 3]
Saturday morning and you see me down the pub
And I'm pissing away me money and I can't stand up
Cab fare, pop? You look silly in the road
Get in everybody, where the boys all go!
[Bridge]
Hey! Never keep a secret from me
Never keep a secret from you
Never keep a secret from me
[Chorus]
Where the boys go, Saturday night
Where the boys all go, hold me tight
Where the boys go, stand around and grope
Where the boys all go, Showing off their clothes
Where the boys go, Down the disco!
Where the boys all go, where the boys all go
[Verse 4]
Hey girls, what you doing tonight?
Now do you want to dance, or do you want to bite?
Look here, darling, I know the score
Paint your face, dye your hair, I'll see you round the back!
Hey, never keep a secret from you
Never keep a secret from me
Never keep a secret from you
[Chorus]
Where the boys go, Saturday night
Where the boys all go, hold me tight
Where the boys go, Saturday night
Where the boys all go
[Solo]
Where the boys go, Saturday night
Where the boys all go, hold me tight
Where the boys go, for a giggle and a laugh
Where the boys go, and a little piece of ass
Where the boys all go, for a little piece of this
Where the boys all go, for a little piece of that
Where the boys all go, for a little piece of stick!
Where the boys all go, for a little piece of cunt!
[Outro]
Where the boys go, where the girls are now
Where the girls are now, where the boys all go
Where the girls are now, where the boys all go
Where the girls are now, where the boys all go
Where the girls are now, where the boys all go
[Fade-Out]
