Red Hot Chili Peppers — Magic Johnson

[Chorus] L.A. Lakers, fast break makers Kings of the court, shake and bake all takers Back to back is a bad-ass fact, a claim that remains in tact [Verse 1] M-A-G-I-C see you on the court Buck has come to play his way and his way is to thwart M-A-G-I-C magic of the buck Other teams pray for dreams But he doesn't give a [fuck] Penetrating the lane like a bullet train Comes the magic blood a telepathic brain Knucklehead suckers better duck When the buck comes through like a truck Scott stops, pops and drops it in On his way back, gets a little skin From the hand of a man named A.C. Green Slam so hard, break your TV screen Worthy's hot with his tomahawk Take it to the hole, make your mama talk [Pre-Chorus] I hate to burst your bubble, but triple double trouble Is coming to your town and he's going to make rubble [Chorus] [Verse 2] Lakers are the team that I watch on the telly Because they've got more moves Than a bowl full of jelly The buck stops here, pops, then cheers A roar through the Forum That deafens my ears The one and only know of his kind Sits in a throne Not for the records that he holds But for being bald and bold Kareem Abdul Jabbar All-time great super, super star [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus]