[Intro: Serj Tankian]
Old school
Hollywood
Baseball
Old school Hollywood baseball!
[Verse 1: Daron Malakian and Serj Tankian]
Tony Danza cuts in line
Old school Hollywood, washed up Hollywood
Standing in the sun I'm wasting my time
Old school Hollywood, washed up Hollywood
[Pre-Chorus: Serj Tankian]
Old school Hollywood baseball, Jack Gilardi is ten feet tall
Old school Hollywood baseball, me and Frankie Avalon
[Chorus: Serj Tankian with Daron Malakian]
Old school Hollywood, washed up Hollywood
Old school Hollywood, washed up Hollywood
[Verse 2: Daron Malakian]
Hey man don't you touch my belt
Old school Hollywood, washed up Hollywood
Standing in the sun I'm about to melt
Old school Hollywood, washed up Hollywood
[Pre-Chorus: Serj Tankian]
Old school Hollywood baseball, Jack Gilardi is ten feet tall
Old school Hollywood baseball, me and Frankie Avalon
[Chorus: Serj Tankian]
Old school Hollywood, washed up Hollywood
Old school Hollywood, washed up Hollywood
[Bridge: Serj Tankian]
Old school Hollywood baseball
Old school Hollywood baseball)
(Old school Hollywood baseball
Old school Hollywood baseball
Old school Hollywood baseball
Old school Hollywood baseball
[Pre-Chorus: Daron Malakian]
Old school Hollywood baseball, Jack Gilardi is ten feet tall
Old school Hollywood baseball, me and Frankie Avalon
[Chorus: Daron Malakian & Serj Tankian]
Old school Hollywood, washed up Hollywood
Old school Hollywood, washed up Hollywood
Old school Hollywood, washed up Hollywood
Old school Hollywood, washed up Hollywood