Eminem — So Much Better

[Intro] You fuckin' groupie Pick up the goddamn phone [Verse 1] Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say? I wasn't at the studio, bitch, what'd you do? Screw Dre? You went there lookin' for me? Boo, that excuse is too lame Keep playin' me, you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg You fake, lyin' slut, you never told me you knew Drake And Lupe? You wanna loose two legs? You tryin' to flip this on me? If I spent more time with you, you say "Okay, yeah, and I'm coo-coo, eh?" — Well, screw you And I'll be the third person who screwed you today Oh, fourth—Dre, Drake, Lupe—oohm, touché You were too two-faced for me Thought you was my number one true-blue ace But you ain't and I can't see you when you make that wittle boo-boo face 'Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo, you make my fuckin' Bluetooth ache You're feeling blue? Too late, go smurf yourself You make me wanna smurf and puke blue Kool Aid Here's what you say to someone you hate [Chorus] My life would be so much better If you just dropped dead I was layin' in bed last night, thinkin' And then this thought just popped in my head And I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier If you dropped dead? I would feel so much, much better [Verse 2] Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink Hop on the freeway tryna get some time alone and just think 'Til the cops pulled me over, but they let me go, 'cause I told 'em I'm only drivin' drunk 'cause that bitch drove me to drink I'm back on my fuck hoes, with a whole new hatred for blondes But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby, come on! Excuse the pun, but bitch is such a broad statement, and I'm Channelin' my anger through every single station that's on! 'Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say, "he-art" 'Cause she ripped it in two pa-arts and threw it in the garbage Who do you think you a-are? Bitch, guess it's time for me to get the dust off And pick myself up off the carpet But I'll never say the L-word again I lo-lo-lo-lo… lesbian! Aaahhh! I hope you hear this song And go into a cardiac arrest, my life'd be so much better if you just— [Chorus] My life would be so much better If you just dropped dead I was layin' in bed last night, thinkin' And then this thought just popped in my head And I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier If you dropped dead? I would feel so much, much better [Bridge] 'Cause you told me You'd love me Forever Bitch, that was a lie Now I never Wanted someone to die So bad in my fuckin' life But fuck it, there’s other fish in the sea [Verse 3] And I'ma have a whale of a time Bein' a single sailor for the night, bitch, on a scale of One to ten, shit, I must be the Holy Grail of Catches, ho, I got an Oscar attached to my fuckin' name (De La) I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailor-made For me, say fuck it, kick some shots back, get hammered, and nail her These bitches tryin' to get attached, but they're failin' to latch onto the tail of My bumper, they're scratchin' at the back of my trailer Like I'm itchin' to get hitched, yeah, I'm rich as a bitch But bitches ain't shit, I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch Bitch, you complain when you listen to this But you still throw yourself at me: that's what I call pitchin' a bitch That's why I'm swingin' at this chicks on-site Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul, but my dick's on strike So all that love shit is null and void, bitch, I'm a droid I avoid Cupid, stupid! Wasn't for blow jobs, you'd be unemployed Oye-yoy-yoy, man-oh-man, your boy-boy-boy's Gettin' sick of these girls-girls-girls, oink-oink-oink You fuckin' pigs, all you're good for is doink-doink-doink I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one She's all 99 of 'em, I need a machine gun I'll take 'em all out, I hope you hear this song And go into a cardiac arrest, have a heart attack and just Drop dead, and I'ma throw a fuckin' party after this, 'cause yes [Chorus] My life would be so much better If you just dropped dead (I hate you) I was layin' in bed last night, thinkin' And then this thought just popped in my head (You made me like this way) And I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier If you dropped dead? (Bitch) I would feel so much, much better [Outro] I'm just playin', bitch You know I love you