Afroman — Because I Got High

[Intro: Afroman] Hmm It's like... I don't care about nothin' man Roll another blunt... Yeah (ohh ohh ohh) La da da da da da La, Da Daaa La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa [Verse 1] I was gonna clean my room until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high My room is still messed up and I know why (Why man?) Yeah hey Because I got high, because I got high Because I got high (La da da da da da da da da) [Verse 2] I was gonna go to class before I got high I could'a cheated and I could'a passed, but I got high I am taking it next semester and I know why (Why man?) Because I got high, because I got high Because I got high (La da da da da da da da da) [Verse 3] I was gonna go to work but then I got high I just got a new promotion, but I got high Now I'm selling dope and I know why (Why man?) Because I got high, because I got high Because I got high (La da da da da da da da da) [Verse 4] I was gonna go to court before I got high I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you ain't) They took my whole paycheck and I know why 'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high 'Cause I got high (La da da da da da da da da) [Verse 5] I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (Why man?) Because I got high, because I got high Because I got high (La da da da da da da da da) [Verse 6] I was gonna pay my car note until I got high I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (Why man?) Because I got high, because I got high Because I got high (La da da da da da da da da) [Verse 7] I was gonna make love to you but then I got high I was gonna eat yo' pussy too but then I got high Now I'm jacking off and I know why Because I got high, because I got high Because I got high (La da da da da da da da da) [Verse 8] I messed up my entire life because I got high I lost my kids and wife because I got high Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why Because I got high, because I got high Because I got high (La da da da da da da da da) [Verse 9] I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high And if I don't sell one copy I know why (why man?) Yeah hey 'Cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high 'Cause I'm high La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh Cause I'm high, , cause I'm high, cause I'm high (hey where the cluck at cuz) [Verse 10] Well my name is Afroman and I'm from east Palmdale (east-palm-dale) And all the tail weed I be smokin' is bomb as hellllll (excelent delivery) I don't believe in Hitler, that's what I said (oh my goodness) So all of you skins (skins) please give me more head (Backaaa) Afro- mutha fuckin- m-a-n(m-a-nnnnnn) A E I O U(a e i o u) and sometimes W(hahahahaha) We ain't gonna sell none of these mutha fuckin albums cuz Lets go back to Marshall Derby and hang some mo chickens cuz Fuck it Fuck the corporate world biatch!