Arctic Monkeys — Brianstorm

[Verse 1] Brian, top marks for not trying So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness We're grateful and so strangely comforted And I wonder, are you putting us under? 'Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination Well, see you later, innovator [Verse 2] Some want to kiss, some want to kick you There's not a net that you couldn't slip through Or at least that's the impression I get 'Cause you're smooth and you're wet And she's not aware yet, but she's yours She'll be saying, "Use me, show me the jacuzzi" I imagine that it's there on a plate, your whole rendezvous rate Means that you'll never be frightened to make 'em wait for a while I doubt it's your style not to get what you set out to acquire The eyes are on fire, you are the unforecasted storm [Verse 3] (Brian) Calm, collected and commanding (Top marks for not trying) You leave the other story standing With your renditions and jokes, bet there's hundreds of blokes That have wept 'cause you've stolen their thunder Are you putting us under? 'Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination Well, see you later, innovator